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fatscaryuncle
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- Jan 27, 2025
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I once spilled an entire glass of red wine on my date’s lap. The timing was impeccable—I had just finished telling a really funny story and was about to take a sip when my elbow nudged the glass off the table. In the blink of an eye, she had a bright red stain on her light-colored dress. She tried to laugh it off, but every time she stood up, it looked like she was walking around in a crime scene. At least we both agreed we’d never be able to go out for Italian food again. #MissionFailed